Monday, December 19, 2011

Wayne's World Gangsta Paradise

So my final semester to my schooling experience is done although inexplicably the worst work has yet to be done:

- Leftover horrendous writing/editing papers
- Putting the Tyra in tyrannous is all the stuff I gotta do for my BFA thesis performance

Wah wah wah. I'll get there, I'm just a procrastinator to epically bad proportions.

Luckily Christmas time has come, I have a bunch of cleaning to do among the work before I go back to Brooklyn for a good month. But I really needed a few days to de-stress. Spent last night partying it up i.e. - eating a bombshell of a calzone and clapping gleefully with friends as we watched Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion on VHS. We're pretty hardcore.

Today in the aftermath I got to chill out and go to Chinatown with Camila to have dinner, exchange gifts and toast to the end of the evil SAIC reign.

Even better than turbans I have realized giant bows are the answer to greasy hair days (+ controlling my insatiable cowlick). It is 50s housewife alone but I'll show how pairing can change the connotation of an accessory.

Camila readin' my card and got her some snacks along with a fabulous Rachel Roy top that I got another style of for myself in the same color from Filene's Basement. I mourn the closing of the chain with the proper grief it deserves for a historical East Coast chain.

And why use wrapping paper when you can use a misleading store bag?

Camila got me this adorable ring in a cute 'lil tin. I think wood rings > metal rings because there is something comforting about the material, it doesn't feel like it cuts off your circulation.

Sad grunge white girl version of being hood! Or umpire signals, who knows.

I offer little explanation for being in my bathtub other than I desperately need a tripod.

I'm rocking the Tupac-as-a-Dandy, no?

Don't hesitate to get me Life Alert for Christmas.

Enjoy the holidays, kiddies. "Where the hell's my limo? Peace to the Middle East!"

Sunday, December 18, 2011

I want to come through so badly

I'm a research hoarder. A regular hoarder too, but I don't intend to discuss that because you guys know enough about me as it is. I have a gazillion little links and images for future projects in countless folders that I often end up forgetting what they inspired me to do. They will sit there for eternity but occasionally I will write about it (thus the use for my blog) so I feel less guilty about having them stocked up in said files.

In one of my typical insomnia rabbit trails to which I blame Billy Corgan on a reality show red carpet with Tila Tequila and somehow ended up reading the letters and various materials of Percy Grainger.

Hottie with half a dis-em-body

To give a quicky background on him, he's a (supposedly, I am not trained to make that distinction) brilliant Australian composer who thought a great deal of himself to prepare a museum on his life and the people who influenced him. He documented his history from the mundane to his mostly sado, occasionally masochist, penchant for flagellation. Of course it's related to mommy issues and surprise, she was a controlling racist.

He's like the tolerant, rich man's Prussian Blue.*

Aside from the self-involved bigot thing, he also had a lot of hobbies i.e. the non-sexual kind, like making little inventions and to my interest, clothing.

With the help of his wife Ella, they made these really cool garments as well as beadwork. The museum sites seem to refer to the process as "towelling" but I don't actually know if they are referring to huck towelling, meaning for you non-weavers is taking a woven towel where 2 threads are skipped or "exposed" (Grainger would enjoy that word use) and embroidering, or sewing a weave in it. It sounds more like they just cut towels, sewed them and tied the fringes as this article suggests. On off chance you click that article, for the record, no, I do not consider him a Dada artist. Sorry, bro.


*Though a recent article has revealed their inevitable shedding of their white supremacy propaganda spiel to Urban Outfitters potheads.

Ella, Ella, A, A, A ::gurgling sounds of being strangled::


Drawing for beaded chest piece

Eat your heart out, Fiona Paxton

Madonna needed this for her Blonde Ambition Tour, as would I
(not sure if he made this, it did belong to his wife)

Images via Music Australia

Image via Australia Art Monthly

Image via University of Melbourne

I wish I could see his house he ended up moving to in White Plains, but I have no reason to go to upstate New York unless I need freezing snow or something.

These works are historical but so could be worn today in a non-exoticizing history kind of way.
Percy Grainger and his wife Ella are perfect examples of this recurring trend of doing all different mediums but in a casual way and not being half-assed about it. I'm enamored of people who can show they're multi-dimensional personally and as creative people, his wife was also a painter to add to their list of Renaissancery talents. Yeah, that's right, color me jealous. Or bad.

To see more beading and such from the archives, here's one page of it at Music Australia.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Mo' Cards, Mo' Infinite Sadness

I promise I won't quote Robert Frost

I have a complicated relationship with Christmas. Not complicated like it got drunk and cheated on me on my birthday, but that as much as I love the spirit, the flurrying snow, the decorations and hot chocolate; it is expensive and time consuming.

When you’re a art student, as much as you remind people you don’t draw for a living (we’re seriously not all painters and photographers, you know), people want everything to be personalized. I made a collage card once for my neighbor and she basically rejected it because she preferred a card I spent an hour and a half drawing when I was 12. Dude, I am an adult, I have real shit to do these days and don’t have that luxury or energy.

Since people fall somewhere between creative scrutiny and indifferent about cards (because who wants an ugly, boring card?), I either buy vintage cards or more often independent cool cards. As a lover of clever design with a quick cheap joke, or just a cute picture of food with a quickie bad pun, I am selective with my cards and had to stop going to Renegade Craft Fair because I’d come back with a huge stack of cards. As Barney Stinson once said “Why can’t I do something just a little?”

Here are some of my seasoned favorites for your holidays to do the work and not be boring:


A Chicago favorite of adorable cards, she also has an adorable set based on pictures and drawings of her pet hedgehog. If you haven't seen instant bad classic The Room, you need to get on it. It's not online unfortunately but it's not too obscure to find.

And the little croissant card in the corner of my picture is one of hers!


Fomato’s Regifting card, $10

Not exactly cheap or independent cool status, but their cards are really well designed from front to back and are the kind of cards I would keep if given to me. I got a ton of them on sale back when they sold at Renegade Craft Fair.

Shop Sapling Press’s Dear Wine box of 6 card set, $18

I normally am not a fan of typeprint cards especially without pictures but Shop Sapling Press does adorably quick witted one-liner cards.

Paper Michelle’s Polar Bear Dance card, $4

Paper Michelle rocks the cute puns that make a person go "aww". It explains why she's big on the etsy market.


For people who want gifts more than one day a month:

Smakovkin’s Happy Challah Days card, $5

Aren't you surprised you didn't come up with this yourself? Common sense is elusive.

Betty Turbo’s Rockin' Hanukkah card, $4

This card does not illustrate Betty Turbo's full on awesome, pop culture sinful delights and cute talking food. I mean that's all we really want from life, fellow tiny Japanese tweens. She's got it all from the new delightful Ron Swanson card and the old WWF (wrestling not Pandas) wrestling card for the moments I awkwardly ask myself "Do you know what The Rock is cooking?" when making chicken soup.


Card companies I am also a huge proprietor of:


Poppytalk Handmade - Poppytalk has a great selection of designers

Pearl & Marmalade

Product Superior

Argyle Whale

Dude and Chick

Fat Bunny Press

Navy Blue Notes

Hawk Gerber

Monday, December 12, 2011

New Blood V

Photo of Mikey Parlane's Long Live The Knife

If you're not an SAIC Performance student, you probably don't know about the annual New Blood festival that happens each year which I've helped on individual performances for about 3 out of 5. For New Blood V or The Art School's Crusade: A Confidential-Crunk with Death (that forced conjoined reference was only sad-funny to myself), I decided to take pictures this year as a non-laboring tourist of the event.

Normally I'm ambivalent about the work each year, not unlike the BFA show, students can become complacent assuming that not having the financial means for the exact set up they want or think it's just practice and that the viewer will focus on the content.

It of course involves relational application situations and there are mitigating circumstances for some things which I accept and often contend with especially with time based work, but it's frustrating to see someone who intends a extravagant vibe and then all I can see are crappy sheets and an exposed platform. Personally, that offends me as a viewer and a maker of performance work, I don't want to see any hint of your dorm room, the plastic chairs that come with the classroom, it creates an interruption where there shouldn't be one. Even if you're not "acting", the proposed aesthetic still needs to be considered.

Also sometimes I just think the overall idea is lazy or uninspired. That happens in every art locale and is more on my own crabby, strong-willed opinions. That's not to say I apologize for that either, SAIC also has an epidemic of students and teachers who want to be liked and thus don't make constructive criticism; they just find compliments wherever they can. But I'm getting on a rant I probably shouldn't publish on the internet when I'm graduating soon looking for jobs.

Back to the point, this year I saw examples of work that gave me a twinge of pride either conceptually or aesthetically which was Hallmark heart warming to know that someone just gives a shit about their work, the audience and the venue.

Here were the ones that caught my eye and just needed to be photographed a few weekends ago. (Yeah I still didn't carry my SLR but it was night at the time and rainy. I would throw myself in front of my camera as a human shield if needed). :

Kitty Huffman's The Innermost Room


I actually missed this on the first day, I went with my friend Stephanie and we didn't realize there was a whole second floor of work. Coming upon this in the auditorium was aesthetic arrest. I mean it would've been amazing if she had real melting candles on every chair, but fire codes and safety dictate that electric candles are totally okay and work within this stipulation.

She created a complete environment, it had an almost Shirin Neshat vibe with the textile prints but in an art history sort of way (or from what I gleaned from the artist statement) she wanted a Ryan Trecartin vibe of reading culture and nostalgia of a non-existent environment. That part I can't verify or discredit but wasn't anything I picked up on.


Huang Li Hui's Asian Babe

I had a debate with Slater about this who I thought would love this piece and he thought I would hate this piece, oh how the tables were turned. Like Asian comedians telling jokes about abacuses, I'm normally sensitive to (hate) this repetitive genre of race art that rarely pans out, especially with Asian Americans for some reason.

The artist situated herself in various neighborhoods (the west loop, Belmont, etc.) in tacky stereotypical Asian clothing, although stereotypically relevant if it were 1957 and tape on her eyes with a sign asking about what the onlooker's idea of an "Asian Babe" is. She served tea and had a lottery box for the interviewee offering backrubs, French kissing and origami.

Slater hated it because it was so simplistic and broke down, which I do agree is a huge issue with the piece and lagged in its obvious didactic intention, but the wonky quality of it worked for me in a sense. If you're going to do bad, you commit to it; plus it functioning as a mobile street piece works with the street style. Also he felt black men who were interviewed were made to look stupid but that part I think is bullshit, if anything they were pretty competent. The camera paydirt was this old white guy who obviously was digging himself into deeper and deeper holes and just kept making his statements more odd and amusing.

I think if she focused less on erotic exoticizing and more at trying to dig without motive in people's back history for their prejudices, it would've been much more interesting and fresh of a perspective on a relatively dry topic.

Daviel Shy's Five Modes: A conflation of athletics, spectacle, Judaism,
masochism, musicals and kink




I saw this girl in one of Mark Jeffrey's Goat Island-offspring classes during the summer and I thought her group did the best job of being cohesive and exuding a natural energy. People pick up performance art so easily at SAIC that they assume that anyone can just do it, but they forget you have to make someone care about you and be overall present in the work.

This 45 minute piece was more in the vein of "installation performance" where I don't think one would necessarily want, or should, sit there the whole time to view it. It was more about enacting slices of memories like a live slideshow, it entertains at moments and trails off at moments. And I think that's okay for this type of work, on the other side of the coin you don't need to always be "on" all the time and entertaining the audience, it's not a sitcom.

I think she best curated this room that every corner was satisfying and her performers did this weird giggling intermittently that had an awkwardness to it that worked as opposed to some Children-of-the-Corn fear tactic. I didn't once have to think "oh there's a terrible chair from one of the Sculpture rooms" or some terrible interruption of the fantasy with obviously employed SAIC school supplies.

All in all the best New Blood showcase I've seen so far, which is promising because I've been on guard about the department treading water.


And introducing my bud Stephanie that accompanied me as my date, who I actually met in my first intro to performance class about 3-4 years ago.




You work that 1964 yearbook, girl.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Robin Richman's 14th anniversary party

To support my bro Camila as is coming tradition it seems (and well, for the mini cupcakes), I went to Robin Richman's 14th anniversary party/sale. I've gotta say, these ladies get decked. out. As well as raise the roof, they will raise it and might not give it back. ...I'm starting to develop some kind of debilitating suburban mom wit lately. I just threw on a black dress for the "waiter effect": blend in, get further addicted to Orange San Pellegrino in silence. They cranked up the Snoop Dogg and other 90s rap songs that are now played at senior citizen dances and threw a rockin' shindig/get people's money soiree.

Also I've apparently had a smudge on the lens this whole time which I've only noticed now.

You wouldn't dare try to club this seal, unless you mean dance club!

...God, why won't this epidemic end.

Knitting gang signs and pushing the assailant away, that's how we get this party started.


Closeups of necklace available at Robin Richman (with only 7 payments of $19.95 and we'll throw in a free portable juicer).

I loved as soon I came in Robin remembered me as the friend so she could show off the goods Camila was rocking. Like a cool version of a madam at a brothel.

Join the covenant for the wine, stay for the beautiful boots.

It was either black or silver, ain't no messy pine needles with it's color and non-blackness cluttering up this joint.

Nothing quite says anniversary and Christmas like a decapitated clown head.

Also a promo for a company that doesn't know I exist, Larkspur in the neighborhood provided beautiful flowers like purple calla lilies and small roses. They made the corsage Camila wore at the BFA show.


These flowers be off the stem hook.

Siamese goths! I gotcha, Molly Tamale. I was complimenting her on her outfit I deemed as Cher as a dominatrix and some woman decided to get into a debate with the validity of my statement. I felt like I was in The People's Court trying to get back my Timberland work boots from my crazy ex-roomate but she says I totaled her pickup truck.

A further inspection of the Half Breed/dark lady Vegas Dolly Parton neckpiece.

Dr. Seuss Moustache anyone?

The roof! The roof is on fiiiire!

Even not on special event nights, these ladies know how to party. Ready for next cupcakes, or anniversary or whatever.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Don't Dream lt's Over Pt. 2: Bathing Suits

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So forgot about this 3 part series on summer for winter I started? Yes, me too. Well I shall triumph! This part two deals with the bathing suit as outerwear trend. And remember a leotard is a bathing suit with sleeves.

A few months back I was fortunate to win a bathing suit from Undrest's new bathing suit line from a Belles & Rebelles giveaway. As someone who doesn't wear bathing suits a) because I never go to the beach and b) I have a rectangular frame (or shall I say a "clotheshorse body"), I wanted to show how to use this in everyday life. It took me awhile to get the photos due to some hard drive issues, but finally pried them out!

Dude, they hooked me up. The bathing suit was in this awesome tote bag and had CANDY. God, fashion people get me.

And all the images are courtesy of my awesome friend and photo dork, Slater who shot and edited them. Aaand warned me when I had neckfat. So here are my 4 looks:

Step 1. The Basics

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That's right, be bold like a lady who could kick out some teeth with her boots. Okay, I don't expect anyone to walk down the street like this but fashion is about letting us pretend. As long as you've got a strapless bra underneath you are good to go.

Now to use the bathing suit as a foundation.



Step 2. As a casual top

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(Overshirt: Missoni, Shorts: Zara, Bracelets: Leighelana + thrifted, Shoes: Morbid Threads)

I was throwing out vibes to the world to get me these insane fuzzy 90s platforms as I have always dreamed to be Geri Halliwell, then my friend Diane gave in and got me amazing these shoes for my birthday. Don't get me wrong, these shoes were not made for walking, but I worship them.

This outfit is about using the bathing suit as a base to build patterns and a story around it. I ended up with Dee-Lite groupie who secretly listens to AC/DC.

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(Rings: Low Luv x Erin Wasson + thrifted)



Step 3. As shorts

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(Sunglasses: Vintage)
I always stand like a flamingo watching Wayne's World

For the Babyshambles concert Beyonce may or may not be crashing. Another option for the bold woman or lady who has bangin' good legs.

It would also look natural with opaque leggings and can provide coverage from sideboob by saying "I could have sideboob, but I won't because I'm mysterious and now you know".

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I could easily be Pete Doherty in a K-hole. Okay, I did learn that term from Disco Bloodbath, ketamine was cool when I was in grade school guys.

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(Coat: Rachel Comey, Middle Ring: Dannijo)

Yeah photoshop is not my strong point and couldn't make the background transparent. But it would've looked super cool in theory right?

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(Boots: Nike Air x Cole Haan)



Step 4. As a fancy blouse

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(Hat: Scala, Gloves: Ralph Lauren, Skirt: Zara, Shoes: La Canadienne)

That's right, you can dress it up! The right extravagant accessories and use of simple colors and lines can create a cool vibe. By using the bathing suit, you can wear it out on a day you want to feel special but not go ballgown crazy.

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Wool gloves! That all I needed for fall. And maybe some tape...

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That's the best thoughtful Edith Head in Vogue pose I can summon up.


So don't bother buying overpriced leotards unless you're in a dance recital. A bathing suit can span more than one season and maintain other functions.